The Nutcracker, Obsolete

Nutcracker

I normally stay far away from holiday tie-in comics. You will never see a “Science of Love” post on Valentine’s Day or “Why Turkey Turns You Into a Lizard Person” for Thanksgiving. But last week I was at Target and couldn’t help but notice that the nutcrackers they sold wouldn’t be of any use as an actual nut cracker.

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